this is so sweet 🥺🥺🥺
When Godzilla is a better parent and he’s the “movie monster” XD
You can't cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:
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Hold on, I gotta google something really quick
Ok yeah, this is funny
One might say this is a cheesy pun. Not even a gouda one.
This is not the whey.
Cackling.
ALTIn case the original goes away:
Text version:
Washington State Department of Natural resources tweets:
(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
Fire danger is abnormally high this holiday weekend.
URGING you to consider firework alternatives:
- screaming “bang! boom!” at the sky
- dropping a stack of large books on the floor
- wrapping a toga around a candle
- play America the Beautiful while combining Coke and Mentos
Tried to get a full body photo of moose to show how enormous he is but alas… he was too enormous
Whadda hell….
A Little Guide ^^ "
Try this out yourself if you want to! You can become a dog, a cat, a bunny, a girl a boy or something that's neither. If it feels like nothing changed don't worry, you totally have. Nobody can tell you otherwise ^-^
It's kinda funny when people have long online discussions if it's right for artists to reshare and repost their old works.
And then there is me, who just goes "LOOK, PAST-ME DID THIS! PAST-ME IS AWESOME, I LOVE PAST-ME!"
Further back? No problem! Some of that stuff is wild! <3 Like that flying Dutchman? I love it!
The best part about it? I know future-me will look at my works now and be proud of me. That's an awesome feeling.
Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
Someday I'm gonna open a free seminar on "How To Identify A Liar Or A Thief On Sight" and once the seats are all full I'm gonna open up a PowerPoint and the first slide is gonna just say "You Can't"
like yeah there are some highly effective methods of spotting when someone is lying to your face or planning to pocket something but absolutely none of them are as simple as "refusing eye contact" or "Fidgeting" or "Being homeless" or "Using narcotics" and if you genuinely believe that every single red flag is 100% reliable then what you're doing is actually called Profiling and not only is it unreliable but it's also kind of shitty
